Midnight Bomber quotes from The Tick vs. The Tick
so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy? and I say Yeah Baby!
I want to be bad! I says Churchill space ponies I'm making gravy
without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!
And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! but if
you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick
so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that's it! High Explosives!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Keep playing with fire, superpants, you don't know how much fire
you're playing with! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
he says to me, you gotta do something smart, baby, something big!
He says you want to be a supervillain, right, and I go yeah baby,
yeah yeah! What do I gotta do? He says you got bombs, blow up
the Comet Club, it's packed with superheroes
you'll go down
in supervillain history and I go Yeah baby 'cause I'm the Evil
Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
so he says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere
all over the place! Yeah!
just, uh, I just uh, wanted to use, the uh, and so he says Evil's
OK in by my book what about yours and I go Yeah Baby Yeah! Yeah!
I just wanted to uh, wash my hands
that's just uh, Boom Baby Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what
Bombs at Midnight!
my smoke, copper! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
object at rest, cannot be stopped!
and then I says tell me I'm wrong, and
he says I can't baby 'cause you're not !
could happen to you, baby
this could happen to anybody!
so he says, I don't like the cut of your jib, and I go, I says
it's the only jib I got, baby!
ha ha ha ha ha! Sixty seconds till midnight
to nowhere, baby! You have all become victims of the Evil Midnight
Bomber what bombs
Hey! Pay attention!
baby! and you've only got twenty seconds before you all
baby, oh yeah
never prove a thing, copper, I'm just a part time electrician
is good, baby! Down with government!