Evil Midnight Bomber quotes from The Tick vs. The Tick

And so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy? and I say Yeah Baby! I want to be bad! I says Churchill space ponies I'm making gravy without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!

And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! but if you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick…and so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that's it! High Explosives! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Yeah! Keep playing with fire, superpants, you don't know how much fire you're playing with! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

So he says to me, you gotta do something smart, baby, something big! He says you want to be a supervillain, right, and I go yeah baby, yeah yeah! What do I gotta do? He says you got bombs, blow up the Comet Club, it's packed with superheroes…you'll go down in supervillain history and I go Yeah baby 'cause I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

And so he says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere…you're all over the place! Yeah!

Hi!

I just, uh, I just uh, wanted to use, the uh, and so he says Evil's OK in by my book what about yours and I go Yeah Baby Yeah! Yeah! I just wanted to uh, wash my hands…

Oh, that's just uh, Boom Baby Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!

Eat my smoke, copper! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

An object at rest, cannot be stopped!

Excuse me…excuse me…and then I says tell me I'm wrong, and he says I can't baby 'cause you're not !

This could happen to you, baby…this could happen to anybody!

And so he says, I don't like the cut of your jib, and I go, I says it's the only jib I got, baby!

Yeah baby!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Sixty seconds till midnight…sixty seconds to nowhere, baby! You have all become victims of the Evil Midnight Bomber what bombs…Hey! Pay attention!

Yeah baby! and you've only got twenty seconds before you all…Eat Ceiling!!!

Yeah baby, oh yeah…

You'll never prove a thing, copper, I'm just a part time electrician…bad is good, baby! Down with government!