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The
Tick Theme Song (Partial)
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The
Tick Theme Song
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Spoon! |
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Spoon!
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I am...The Tick!
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I might be dangerous!
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I think I'm going crazy!
You're not going crazy, Arthur, you're going sane in a crazy world!
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(Man
in Diner) So…you're a superhero, huh? and what sort of costume
is that supposed to be?
Costume? No costume, friend. I am simply The Tick.
(Man in Diner) Well you can't be The Tick…ticks are arachnids;
they got eight legs
How do you know I don't?
(Man in Diner) Ticks suck blood…do you suck blood?
Uh, yeah, I suck blood all the time!
(Man in Diner) Yeah, right
Look, I got a straw right here, pal…you want a demonstration?
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Ah, Ha! I'll bounce off that broad, flat surface!
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Seek professional help
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OK Idea Man, What's the big idea?
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Gravity is a harsh mistress!
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Hey, cool! They got a blimp!
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I'm very frightened!
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You don't fight destiny! And you don't eat crackers in the bed
of your future or you get all...scratchy!
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Hello Reno! I am the Tick!
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Hey! Cool!
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Can't do plaid! |
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I should have known you'd be out tonight. |
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(Bi-Polar
Bear) Looks like a job for Bi-Polar Bear! But I just can't
seem to get out of bed this month...
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Now just to retain it!
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Tick! Your mind is under my control. Your will is now mine!
Whoa! OK!
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But, let us not forget the lesson that we can learn from this,
Arthur, that man was not meant to tamper with any of the four
basic food groups!
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I feel funky...monkey funky!
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Hey, what kind of corn soldiers are you?
We're Kernels!
There you go!
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What do we do now?
Well, we find the vegetable villain who did this to me and get
the antidote!
There's an antidote?
Villains always have antidotes; they're funny that way.
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How far did Jeff say it was to El Seed's?
He said it was "a ways"
Well how many blocks it that?
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Off my plane, blue monkey! |
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I hate broccoli...and yet, in a certain sense, I AM broccoli
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Soldiers of corn, lend me your ears!
Ooh...that's bad
Already
I joke, and I don't even rule the world yet! You are the glorious
army of El Seed! That's me! I am on a big power trip and you are
coming with me!
OK, here you go, take a pen
My assistants,
the lovely Bee Twins, will pass out medical waiver forms and ball
point pens; PLEASE PRINT CLEARLY!!!
He's a mad man!
Hey, what kind of corn soldiers are you?
We're Kennels!
There you go!
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They eat us! They wear us! They put us in pots! They squeeze us
for juice! It's grotesque!
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Bee Twins!
Yes, El Seed?
Just
the other day I am thinking, you know what I hate?
You hate the humans!
I hate
the humans...they really get my goat...I'm not so fond of goats
either.
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I didn't even want to be involved, I got jumped by a hedge! Where
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You know I don't get it Arthur; I've always operated under the
assumption that plants are good! And now this...I just can't get
my mind around it!
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(Captain
Mucilage) You know, Gary, if you'd just take of that stupid
suit, you'd stop getting overheated.
(The Carpeted Man) But I'm The Carpeted Man! Without this
suit, I am nothing!
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Tick! We can use the cropduster to spray that antidote on the
corn army!
Ooh-plane ride!
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Did you rent a cropduster to a guy with a flower for a head?
(Jeff) Hey; I rent out to a lot of people...what kind of flower?
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(The
Doctor) Well, I've never seen anything like it. This calls
for expensive testing!
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Okay,
Cacti! What are ya' up to? What's goin' on? Give me the skinny!
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I don't know who you are, or what you're up to, Mister, but I
want this plane on the ground Pronto!
No! I
rented it for the whole day!
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You
know, when a tomato grows out of your forehead, it gets you thinking.
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Potato?
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You know, when a tomato grows out of your forehead, it gets you
thinking. What do we know about anything? Life is just a big,
wild, crazy tossed salad. But you don't eat it; no sir! You live
it! Isn't it great? Isn't it great?
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Renounce your name and call me the Tick!
You are...Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry
Barry Barry!
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Well, all this and a villain, too!
You'll never prove a thing, copper, I'm just a part time electrician…bad
is good, baby! Down with government!
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You must be the doorman.
(The Doorman) Yes, but men call me Jim. ID's, please.
Uh, Oh, Okay.
Uh, Wait a sec. I...I might have left it in my other tights...
Oh, I get it, spelling America with a 'K', are we?
Uh, oh. We're being carded. Definitely being carded.
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(Chet
Valkyrie) Get lost, creep.
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(Interviewer)
Can you see through steel?
No.
(Interviewer) Can you create energy based multiples of
yourself?
Whoa; Nope.
(Interviewer) Can you destroy the Earth?
Egad! I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff!
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We are a justice sandwich, no toppings necessary! Living rooms
of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?
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Bad is good, baby! Down with government!
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I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!
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Boom Baby Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!
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So he says to me, you gotta do something smart, baby, something
big! He says you want to be a supervillain, right, and I go yeah
baby, yeah yeah! What do I gotta do? He says you got bombs, blow
up the Comet Club, it's packed with superheroes…you'll go down
in supervillain history and I go Yeah baby 'cause I'm the Evil
Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
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Hi!
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And so he says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere…you're
all over the place! Yeah!
Hello?
Hi!
What are you doing?
I just, uh, I just uh, wanted to use, the uh, and so he says Evil's
OK in by my book what about yours and I go Yeah Baby Yeah! Yeah!
I just wanted to uh, wash my hands…
Oh, OK. But why does your bad say bombs on it?
Oh, that's just uh, Boom Baby Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber
what Bombs at Midnight!
Oh, great.
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And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! but if
you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick…and
so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that's it! High Explosives!
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And so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy? and I say Yeah
Baby! I want to be bad! I says Churchill space ponies I'm making
gravy without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!
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I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see! I'm a heart as big
as the moon, as warm as bathwater! We're superheroes, man! We
don't have time to be charming! The boots of were made for walking!
We're watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We
are a public service, not glamour boys.
Yeah!
Not captains of industry, not makers of things, keep your vulgar
monies! We are a justice sandwich, no toppings necessary. Living
rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?
I can fly.
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(Baboon
Sidekick) Man, I heard that!
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This could happen to you, baby…this could happen to anybody!
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Where's the jerk who calls himself the Tick?
I am that jerk; who wants to know?
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And so he says, I don't like the cut of your jib, and I go, I
says it's the only jib I got, baby!
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And so he says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere…you're
all over the place! Yeah!
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Got to get it together...I can't lose my name...it's on all my
stationary!
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Well, what's in a name, anyway? If I were called Bob or Jack or
Vinnie or a piece of fruit, would I be any less a hero? And if
Barry were called Rupert, Max, or Rainbow, would he be any less
a jerk? I don't think so, because a name is a rose and it only
smells as sweet as you are.
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And then I says tell me I'm wrong, and he says I can't baby 'cause
you're not!
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An object at rest, cannot be stopped!
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Don't hurt him! He's definitely our ride home!
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Sorry about that, Barry.
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Oh, very bad. Definitely unacceptable, yeah.
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Hey! Pay Attention!
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Don't count your weasels before they pop, dink!
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(Barry roars into battle)
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(Big
Shot) And this is Chet Valkyrie; a woman.
Cool!
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(Big
Shot) Hey! It's my favorite blue-man!
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What?!
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Ewww...Mucus! The scourge of mankind!
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I've had enough chasing; it's your turn now, forest-smog!
Thrakkorzog! Thrakkorzog! With a "K"! Boy, are you ever
rude.
(Thrakkorzog's Tongue) Eat rude Brains!
No brains today; we're only serving humble-pie, Whatchamazog!
Listen buddy, for the last time it's...
Thorax in a bog?
Thrakkorzog!
Ah, laxitive-log!
No no no!
Laplander zog?
No!
Four yaks and a dog?
Thrak!
Sapsuckerfrog!
No no no!
Susan?
Oh, now you're doing it on purpose; how juvenile!
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The
Tick vs. The Uncommon Cold
See
a video of this clip!
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It says 'attention Thrakkorzog, you may have just won ten million
dollars'
Soup!
I'd better get this to it's rightful owner.
Arthur...is that you? Eyes failing...chicken soup only chance
for survival!
Oh, Tick, relax! Everyone gets a cold once in awhile!
Please, the soup...
Listen, I'm going to take this letter to the right apartment.
I'll be home soon.
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Arthur! Resistance wearing down...must have more soup!
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I knew I'd regret that burrito!
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Brace yourself while corporate America tries to sell us its wretched
things.
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Well, only one thing to do now; wear the supercold down with many
hours of daytime television!
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Arthur! I just had the strangest dream. I was taking some math
test I hadn't studied for and then you tried to saw off my head.
Weird, huh?
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(Thrakkorzog's
Roommate) Hey, you guys aren't going to fight in here are
you?
And why not? I pay half the rent.
(Thrakkorzog's Roommate) We'll lose our cleaning deposit
if any half gets messed up.
Ah! The cleaning deposit! What was I thinking! Of course you're
right.
Well, now what?
How 'bout the roof?
Good call, Arthur! There's a place where good always fights evil!
Works for me.
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Oh, ho! So, foul gelatin, you would do battle with the nose of
your birth?!
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Quite frankly, that's why I was so glad to find this great apartment.
You'd be surprised how hard it is to get a place in the city.
Nevermind that most folks are hesitant to rent to a slime based
organism, much less one with intentions of taking over the world.
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Don't touch my stuff! This is my side of the living room, and
that is your side of the living room. And must you drink straight
from the milk carton? It's disgusting!
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Don't be so sure! Tick will catch on, just you wait.
Actually, I can't wait. I have to go, if you catch my drift. Nature
is one call you can't put on hold, if you catch my drift. Be right
back!
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Are you aware that your roommate is a hideous monster from another
dimension with evil plans for world domination?
(Thrakkorzog's Roommate) Listen, a good roommate relationship
is based on a respect for privacy.
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It is good, this roof. I am pleased.
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Oh...uh, are we bothering you?
(Thrakkorzog's Roommate) No, I just wanted some munchies.
My roommate. He's kind of weird, but he's quiet and always comes
through with his half of the rent. Now, where were we...oh, yes,
cloning!
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Surrender, Tick! You're hopelessly outclassed!
I don't know the meaning of the word 'surrender'! I mean, I know
it, I'm not dumb, just not in this context.
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The
Tick vs. The Uncommon Cold
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a video of this clip!
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I'll show you a tissue sample!
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OK, nostril-spawn!
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Once again we've blasted the nasal passages of The City clean
of the cloning mucus of evil.
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Mucal invader, is there no end to your oozing?!
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Eeeww! Can you get any more disgusting?
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Hey, dog, that's ours! We saw it first! Egad; is that your brain?
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The Tick is one happenin' guy.
Oh, please, would you stop it with the hip talk?
You don't like it?
No!
Not earlier?
Not ever!
Huh. Well, in that case then, PUT THE MOON BACK, DEMON WAIF!
Make me.
But you're going to destroy the Earth!
Well, hey Tick, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few
eggs. That's evil for you!
I'll break a few eggs with you, you little brat!
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The Tick is one happenin' guy.
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I have a knack with kids.
Not like
your knack with microwaves, I hope.
You know, you can be quite cryptic sometimes.
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Splendid, chum! This looks like a job for legal tender!
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Splendid, chum!
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Well, hello there, little man.
Don't call me little, you obnoxious dip.
Oh, now, now, no need to get worked up...
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Only a microsecond to make my move. Think! Think! I could..no,
no...maybe if I...no, that never works. What if I...no, that only
works on ducks. Ducks! Ah, good one; I shall duck!
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Only a microsecond to make my move.
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Take that, objects of modern convenience! And this! And that!
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And this! And that! And a whole lot more of this!
Uh, Tick,
I think you can stop now.
You know, for a cord this long $10.98 is really quite a bargain...AAAAAugh!
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The Tick would like to rap with ya!
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Hey Charles, you in there? The Tick would like to rap with ya!
Pffft! Pffft!
Well, hello there, little man.
Don't call me little, you obnoxious dip.
Oh, now, now, no need to get worked up...you know, Chuck, I might
be a big old superhero, but I think I know where you're coming
from. Preadolescence is a rough ride for anyone.
Oh, for sure, man. Let me go get my act together. Wait right there,
dude, I'll be back.
I really think I'm getting through, Arthur. I have a knack with
kids.
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Hey you big blue jerk! Let go! I got plans for this microwave!
Well, we've got many a TV-dinner to heat unevenly ourselves!
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You are here. Uh...uh huh. Being here is a lot like being lost,
Arthur.
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That boy's logic wigs me out.
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Egad! Is that your brain?
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Let's hang ten for justice!
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Roger, we'll be right down.
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(Special
Agent) We're with the Government
Well, no thanks, we've got all the government we need.
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I'm doing laundry!
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(Proto
Clown) Clown Crush!
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Must be all that I can be!
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I'm going to have to put you down!
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My mind is a scary place!
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There are many mysteries in this universe.
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Look! Thumbs up; we're doin' fine! That's good to know.
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Did my taxes pay for this?
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(Tick's
mental spirit guide) Sorry I haven't been around much lately.
I'm easily distracted by shiny objects.
Yes, shiny objects are good...
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There are many mysteries in this universe, big and small. Like,
why do clowns make us laugh? Why do we love puppy dogs? And why,
why do little blue midgets hit me with fish?
(Superheroes) What!?
See what I mean? Mysteries abound!
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(Tick's
mental spirit guide) How do you feel?
I feel...I feel...hot.
(Tick's mental spirit guide) That would be reentry. Bye!
I mean, I'm really burning up here. And it's a dry heat too...
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(Superheroes)
Ahhh...
(Protoclown's nose honks)
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(Tick's
mental spirit guide) Oh great, that's your big question? That's
your big truth? You goober!
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Hello...hello, clown?
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It's starting to smell a little like danger in here.
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Ooh; clown hug!
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OK people; important note; do not touch the nose
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Oh, for pete...how bad could 'IT' be? I'll just trot around the
corner and make quick work of 'IT'. Be back in a jiff...Whoa!
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Yes, Destiny has her hand on my back, and she's pushing!
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(Mayor
Blank) Every time we flash the Die Fledermaus signal, he disconnects
his phone and leaves town for a week.
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Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it! You gotta smack
it in the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness...Bad
dog! Bad dog!
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Fresh from America's dairyland, the Man Eating Cow!
(The Man Eating Cow) MOO!!!
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(Handy)
How sad.
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You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man eating cow or
Joseph Stalin.
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(Tuun-La)
Joseph Stalin, grab onto my armored moo-moo; together we shall
leave this foul Earth behind.
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Swingin'
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got that right, weirdo...Villains, I say to you, stop your evil
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(The
Human Ton) Your Tick won't come. He's sulking in his tent
like a guy from Chile.
Don't you mean Achilles?
(Handy) You're makin' us look like jerks! I told you, read
a book!
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(Handy)
Well, kids, that's all you get! That's it! Read a book!
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Villains, I say to you, stop your evil ways!
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Huh Hmm...Who dares intrude upon my night domain? You have crossed
the path of...Die Fledermaus!!!
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Faux Pas!
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Good work, Little Wooden Boy!
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(Angry
Red Herring) Ha ha ha ha! Look at 'em run!
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Yes, you know Little Wooden Boy, the worst sin in the world is
disloyalty. You wouldn't lie to me, would you, Little Wooden Boy?
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Evildoers, eat my justice!
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This
is one small step for The Tick, and one giant step for…say…a little
bug! or some guy who has been shrunk to the size of a penny!
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Yep!
You got a planet stuck in your ear!
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He's, well he's eating the world! That's kind of what he does.
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Man! for a huge guy your feet are freaky small!
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And now, Space Tick soars into history!
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I'm a far out space Tick!
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And so he says to me, he says to me baby, I'm tired of working
for the man! And so he says, he says then why don't you blow him
to bits?
(Enemy Award Bouncer) No one gets in without an invitation
But I'm bad! SSSSSSSssssssss...one of these days, they'll see...BOOM!!!!
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Villains, I say to you now, Knock off all that evil!
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You know, Arthur, when Evil is afoot and you don't have any arms,
you gotta use your head. And when Evil is ahead, and you're behind,
you've gotta do the legwork! But, when you can't get a leg up,
you gotta be hip! you gotta keep your chin up and kick some...
Tick! We get the idea.
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All right! Uh, this is quite a pickle but, no reason to panic,
Arthur.
AAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!
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Hey!
You splattered my sidekick all over your windshield! That does
it!
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Ooh...nice lady!
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The Idea Men! Where do they keep getting those blimps?
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Lady…you
just toasted the best BLT joint in the tri-state area; prepare
to pick up the tab!
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Naugahyde!
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At last, The Tick, my archenemy sits helpless before me!
Archenemy? You must be joking, Charles. I mean I don't like you
and everything, but if I ever do have an archenemy it's not going
to be some creepy little brat with a glass head!
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Evil
has been rousted and the baby-sitter's been paid! Come heroes,
our work here is done. You know, even though today was the worst
day of my life, I learned many things. First, the world looks
a lot different when you're six inches tall and covered with feathers.
Second, two heads are definitely not better than one! And finally,
you can lay an egg and still feel like a man!
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Ooh...I'm terrified. I can't believe you expect us to pass ourselves
off as supervillains. I mean I, of course, am a master of disguise.
But he, on the other hand, looks like a dink!
Ooah...what's goin' on...definately got a bucket on my head!
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When I was your age, kid, we didn't have all this high-tech hocus-pocus.
If you were really evil, you'd just walk up to a guy and smack
him in the head!
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Falling in love with a supervillain is Trouble with a capital
Troub.
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Hello gorgeous! Give us a smile...aces!
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HONK IF YOU LOVE JUSTICE!!!
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ARTHUR, HONK IF YOU LOVE JUSTICE!!!
Oh, all right.
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Roof Pig! Most Unexpected!
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Whoa, what'd you do? Step in a pig?
(The
Deadly Bulb) Nevermind the leg. Forget the leg!
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Oh, it's a chatty, misshapen thing devoid of life; but I will
breathe my warmth upon it...
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(Captain
Sanity) I am a professional.
You're just some head in a water cooler!
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Well that's just it, doc, my mind has always been my Achilles
heel!
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Isn't
sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get
is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh
hoo hoo hoo…the sky's the limit!
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Spoon!!!!!
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Aah! Of course we're definitely done for! Yeah, definitely!
Why do you have to always keep saying that word? Definitely! Definitely!
You're driving everyone crazy!
Arthur, take it easy.
Aah! Definitely very loud!
Not everything's definite, you know.
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Lowly
wretch! This is the last time you make epic naughty in Santa threads!
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Odds are it wasn't the real Santa, but how could you ever be sure?
Here's a clue...if he jumps up and kicks you in the stomach it's
probably not Santa!
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Let the Probing Begin!
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You guys are ugly with a capital UGH!
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Okay?
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Must...defy...laws of physics!
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Slideshow...boring; losing consciousness!
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Well, fire the engines! Spur this iron space-pony on!
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Well, that's new...
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Whip out those weird instruments of science and probe away!
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Free Money!
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Two words, Tick...Chick Magnet!
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Of course definitely nice mustache
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Eyes playing tricks like tiny round devils!
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Why would the government create such an insane weapon?
(Jim Rage) You don't understand, man.. the Russians were already
working on a beard, we had a facial hair gap!
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OH, this changes everything, I feel...different, better! A new
sensation is spreading out from my upper lip to every other part
of my body! It's a feeling I...I can't quite describe. It's...It's
a savvy kind of feeling...a suavy kind of feeling...kind of a,
kind of a mustache feeling!
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(Song)
The mustache Feeling Song
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mustache! Arthur...I've got a mustache!
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(Scientist
One) The Heavens will condemn us for what we have wrought
here today!
(Scientist Two) Ah, but morality's lease has run out, and
science has been given the keys to the apartment!
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mustache! I will not be mocked by you!
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I can't read your crazy moon language!
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Arthur! My mustache is touching my brain!
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mustache!
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Not bad!
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Rugged, self-assured, adult. These are the words that describe
the man who wears a mustache. Yes, it says to the world I'm a
man of action! But action tempered with maturity...like a fireman!
or somebody's dad!
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Oh, look at it Arthur! so silky...so smoothie!
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Wait a minute...hey! You've got both eyes! You're no special agent,
you're just some jerk who hates my mustache!
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(song
- Who's the Man? Who's the big man? Taft!)
(Taft)
Darn right.
Hi Taft.
(Taft)
Uh-huh.
(song)
Taft!
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(song - Who's the Man?)
It's Taft!
(Taft) Darn right.
Taft, what are you doing here?
(Taft) I live next door
(song - Right next door!)
(Taft) Neil's my neighbor
(song - Good neighbor!)
(Taft) Feeds my cats when I'm away.
(song - feeds those kitties!)
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Oh, I'll call you Speak, because that's what you do!
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You saved my life, Tick, and for that I will be your loyal pet
forever. It's the law of the jungle. |
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Because you can't trust everything you read! Especially in history
books you get from gas stations. But you can trust Speak, right
boy?
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Well, that certainly was some crash. Are you all right, Tick?
Uh...'scuse me? Are you speaking to me?
To whom else would I be speaking?
Oh, I don't know! Oh, Hey! You're speaking! The book didn't say
anything about talking Aztec dogs!
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(Wally)
What-itlan is with this fat rabbit-guy-itlan?
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(Hideous
tentacled beast) Oh, No! It's the Tick and his incredible
dog Speak!
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Good Boy, Speak!
I love you.
Right On!
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Tout les monde nous somme les amis!
(The whole world, we are all friends!)
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Right On!
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Here Speak! Come on Boy!
Oh, I beg your pardon, ladies and gentlemen, but I have to go.
The Tick needs me!
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Hey...Just like sodapop! |
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You are so cool down here!
Oh, Yeah, down here I'm considered the apotheosis of cool.
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Gotta think quickly...before she blows!
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How you doing up there, Arthur?
I can taste your back!
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(Dr.
Mung Mung) Don't worry, you have nothing to fear from Tongue
Tongue, he's only tasting you. But likewise, don't resist, for
he can crush you quite easily. The tongue is a very powerful muscle
and Tongue Tongue is all tongue. I am Doctor Mung Mung. Now release
the nice moth man Tongue Tongue; here is an individually wrapped
slice of processed cheese.
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Oh,
he's just no good without his head.
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Why,
we've just spent six months 3 and a half million years ago in
the time it takes to soft boil an egg!
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Good Monkey!
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Quit
yanking my food chain!
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Arthur! Monkey out of nowhere!
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Don't
move Arthur…it's got a timer…it must be some kind of…Monkey bomb!
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The ancient cave bear battling his natural enemy, the robot.
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How does it work? Never Mind!
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Oh ho ho Boss!
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This is Arthur, my sidekick slash teacher's assistant.
Hi.
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Here are the ABC's of superheroing. 'A' is or Action, 'B' and
'C' are for Battle Cry.
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Bless you! That's a good one!
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Whoo! Whoo! It's great to be alive! |
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(Uncle
Creamy II) Hello Children. We are having fun at this time.
My carefree antics are winning your hearts.
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(Baby
Boomerangutuang) It's OK to Play with dolls!
Excuse me?
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(Uncle
Creamy) I am your sweet, frozen doom!
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Not to worry, young student. I'm nigh-invulnerable!
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Evil,
gathering like lint in the navel of the body public. Evil! Making
vile and hasty and dark works like termites pushing their wretched
larvas through the veins of that mighty oak tree we call…Clean
Living!
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Speak...Whoo! Come on boy! Whoo!
Mr. Exciting, you're playing with fire.
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Look at the commitment burning in those watery eyes, Arthur! They
got the goodies!
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I am The Tick! You can put your hands down, now.
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I am The Tick!
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Spoooo.....Ice Cream headache!!!
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Listen...and learn!
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(Baby
Boomeranguguang) It's time to deploy the middle child!
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Evil. If you're going to be a superhero, there's your problem
in a nutshell.
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Just put your name, class number and date in the top left-hand
corner of your paper.
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One of the sidekick's most important jobs is to keep the superhero
in touch with reality; because in this business, reality can be
pretty hard to come by.
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(Uncle
Creamy) I bleed triple-ripple vanilla road monkey! I sweat
triple-ripple vanilla road monkey! I cry triple-ripple vanilla
road monkey! I EVERYTHING triple-ripple vanilla road monkey!
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Mister, you are suspended!
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And it's up to you, superheroes of the future to hand the tire
swing of nice-nice from the highest branches and swing for justice!
Swing! Swing! Swiiiiiing!!!! Now who wants to be a superhero?
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Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!
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