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The Tick Theme Song (Partial)
The Tick Theme Song
The Tick! Spoon!
The Tick! Spoon!
The Tick! I am...The Tick!
The Tick! I might be dangerous!
Arthur I think I'm going crazy!
The Tick! You're not going crazy, Arthur, you're going sane in a crazy world!

(Man in Diner) So…you're a superhero, huh? and what sort of costume is that supposed to be?
The Tick! Costume? No costume, friend. I am simply The Tick.
(Man in Diner) Well you can't be The Tick…ticks are arachnids; they got eight legs
The Tick! How do you know I don't?
(Man in Diner) Ticks suck blood…do you suck blood?
The Tick! Uh, yeah, I suck blood all the time!
(Man in Diner) Yeah, right
The Tick! Look, I got a straw right here, pal…you want a demonstration?

The Tick! Ah, Ha! I'll bounce off that broad, flat surface!
The Tick! Seek professional help
The Tick! OK Idea Man, What's the big idea?
The Tick! Gravity is a harsh mistress!
The Tick! Hey, cool! They got a blimp!
Arthur I'm very frightened!
The Tick! You don't fight destiny! And you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future or you get all...scratchy!
The Tick! Hello Reno! I am the Tick!
The Tick! Hey! Cool!
Caped Chameleon Can't do plaid!
American Maid I should have known you'd be out tonight.
(Bi-Polar Bear) Looks like a job for Bi-Polar Bear! But I just can't seem to get out of bed this month...
The Tick! Now just to retain it!

Mr. Mental Tick! Your mind is under my control. Your will is now mine!
The Tick!
Whoa! OK!

The Tick! But, let us not forget the lesson that we can learn from this, Arthur, that man was not meant to tamper with any of the four basic food groups!
The Tick! I feel funky...monkey funky!

The Bee Twins Hey, what kind of corn soldiers are you?
We're Kernels!
The Tick!
There you go!

What do we do now?
The Tick!
Well, we find the vegetable villain who did this to me and get the antidote!
There's an antidote?
The Tick!
Villains always have antidotes; they're funny that way.

The Tick! How far did Jeff say it was to El Seed's?
He said it was "a ways"
The Tick!
Well how many blocks it that?

Off my plane, blue monkey!
The Tick! I hate broccoli...and yet, in a certain sense, I AM broccoli

Soldiers of corn, lend me your ears!
The Tick!
Ooh...that's bad
Already I joke, and I don't even rule the world yet! You are the glorious army of El Seed! That's me! I am on a big power trip and you are coming with me!
The Bee Twins OK, here you go, take a pen
My assistants, the lovely Bee Twins, will pass out medical waiver forms and ball point pens; PLEASE PRINT CLEARLY!!!
The Tick!
He's a mad man!
The Bee Twins Hey, what kind of corn soldiers are you?
We're Kennels!
The Tick!
There you go!

They eat us! They wear us! They put us in pots! They squeeze us for juice! It's grotesque!
Bee Twins!
The Bee Twins Yes, El Seed?
Just the other day I am thinking, you know what I hate?
The Bee Twins You hate the humans!
I hate the humans...they really get my goat...I'm not so fond of goats either.
I didn't even want to be involved, I got jumped by a hedge! Where are the cops in this town?!
The Tick! You know I don't get it Arthur; I've always operated under the assumption that plants are good! And now this...I just can't get my mind around it!
(Captain Mucilage) You know, Gary, if you'd just take of that stupid suit, you'd stop getting overheated.
(The Carpeted Man) But I'm The Carpeted Man! Without this suit, I am nothing!

Tick! We can use the cropduster to spray that antidote on the corn army!
The Tick!
Ooh-plane ride!

Did you rent a cropduster to a guy with a flower for a head?
(Jeff) Hey; I rent out to a lot of people...what kind of flower?
(The Doctor) Well, I've never seen anything like it. This calls for expensive testing!
The Tick! Okay, Cacti! What are ya' up to? What's goin' on? Give me the skinny!

The Tick! I don't know who you are, or what you're up to, Mister, but I want this plane on the ground Pronto!
No! I rented it for the whole day!

The Tick! You know, when a tomato grows out of your forehead, it gets you thinking.
The Tick! Potato?
The Tick! You know, when a tomato grows out of your forehead, it gets you thinking. What do we know about anything? Life is just a big, wild, crazy tossed salad. But you don't eat it; no sir! You live it! Isn't it great? Isn't it great?

Renounce your name and call me the Tick!
The Tick!
You are...Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry!

The Tick! Well, all this and a villain, too!
The Evil Midnight Bomber! You'll never prove a thing, copper, I'm just a part time electrician…bad is good, baby! Down with government!

The Tick! You must be the doorman.
(The Doorman) Yes, but men call me Jim. ID's, please.
Uh, Oh, Okay.
Uh, Wait a sec. I...I might have left it in my other tights...
The Tick!
Oh, I get it, spelling America with a 'K', are we?
Uh, oh. We're being carded. Definitely being carded.

(Chet Valkyrie) Get lost, creep.

(Interviewer) Can you see through steel?
The Tick!
(Interviewer) Can you create energy based multiples of yourself?
The Tick!
Whoa; Nope.
(Interviewer) Can you destroy the Earth?
The Tick!
Egad! I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff!

The Tick! We are a justice sandwich, no toppings necessary! Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?
The Evil Midnight Bomber! Bad is good, baby! Down with government!
The Evil Midnight Bomber! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!
The Evil Midnight Bomber! Boom Baby Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!
The Evil Midnight Bomber! So he says to me, you gotta do something smart, baby, something big! He says you want to be a supervillain, right, and I go yeah baby, yeah yeah! What do I gotta do? He says you got bombs, blow up the Comet Club, it's packed with superheroes…you'll go down in supervillain history and I go Yeah baby 'cause I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
The Evil Midnight Bomber! Hi!

The Evil Midnight Bomber! And so he says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere…you're all over the place! Yeah!
The Evil Midnight Bomber! Hi!
What are you doing?
The Evil Midnight Bomber! I just, uh, I just uh, wanted to use, the uh, and so he says Evil's OK in by my book what about yours and I go Yeah Baby Yeah! Yeah! I just wanted to uh, wash my hands…
Oh, OK. But why does your bad say bombs on it?
The Evil Midnight Bomber! Oh, that's just uh, Boom Baby Boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight!
Oh, great.

The Evil Midnight Bomber! And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! but if you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick…and so I go I says Yeah Baby! A gimmick, that's it! High Explosives!
The Evil Midnight Bomber! And so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy? and I say Yeah Baby! I want to be bad! I says Churchill space ponies I'm making gravy without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!!

The Tick! I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see! I'm a heart as big as the moon, as warm as bathwater! We're superheroes, man! We don't have time to be charming! The boots of were made for walking! We're watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We are a public service, not glamour boys.
The Tick!
Not captains of industry, not makers of things, keep your vulgar monies! We are a justice sandwich, no toppings necessary. Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?
I can fly.

(Baboon Sidekick) Man, I heard that!
The Evil Midnight Bomber! This could happen to you, baby…this could happen to anybody!

Where's the jerk who calls himself the Tick?
The Tick!
I am that jerk; who wants to know?

The Evil Midnight Bomber! And so he says, I don't like the cut of your jib, and I go, I says it's the only jib I got, baby!
The Evil Midnight Bomber! And so he says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere…you're all over the place! Yeah!
The Tick! Got to get it together...I can't lose my's on all my stationary!
The Tick! Well, what's in a name, anyway? If I were called Bob or Jack or Vinnie or a piece of fruit, would I be any less a hero? And if Barry were called Rupert, Max, or Rainbow, would he be any less a jerk? I don't think so, because a name is a rose and it only smells as sweet as you are.
The Evil Midnight Bomber! And then I says tell me I'm wrong, and he says I can't baby 'cause you're not!
The Evil Midnight Bomber! An object at rest, cannot be stopped!
Don't hurt him! He's definitely our ride home!
The Tick! Sorry about that, Barry.
Oh, very bad. Definitely unacceptable, yeah.
The Evil Midnight Bomber! Hey! Pay Attention!
The Tick! Don't count your weasels before they pop, dink!
(Barry roars into battle)
(Big Shot) And this is Chet Valkyrie; a woman.
The Tick! Cool!
(Big Shot) Hey! It's my favorite blue-man!
The Tick! What?!
The Tick! Ewww...Mucus! The scourge of mankind!

The Tick! I've had enough chasing; it's your turn now, forest-smog!
Thrakkorzog Thrakkorzog! Thrakkorzog! With a "K"! Boy, are you ever rude.
(Thrakkorzog's Tongue) Eat rude Brains!
The Tick!
No brains today; we're only serving humble-pie, Whatchamazog!
Thrakkorzog Listen buddy, for the last time it's...
The Tick!
Thorax in a bog?
Thrakkorzog Thrakkorzog!
The Tick!
Ah, laxitive-log!
Thrakkorzog No no no!
The Tick!
Laplander zog?
Thrakkorzog No!
The Tick!
Four yaks and a dog?
Thrakkorzog Thrak!
The Tick!
Thrakkorzog No no no!
The Tick!
Thrakkorzog Oh, now you're doing it on purpose; how juvenile!

The Tick vs. The Uncommon Cold

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It says 'attention Thrakkorzog, you may have just won ten million dollars'
The Tick! Soup!
I'd better get this to it's rightful owner.
The Tick! that you? Eyes failing...chicken soup only chance for survival!
Oh, Tick, relax! Everyone gets a cold once in awhile!
The Tick!
Please, the soup...
Listen, I'm going to take this letter to the right apartment. I'll be home soon.

The Tick! Arthur! Resistance wearing down...must have more soup!
Thrakkorzog I knew I'd regret that burrito!
The Tick! Brace yourself while corporate America tries to sell us its wretched things.
The Tick! Well, only one thing to do now; wear the supercold down with many hours of daytime television!
The Tick! Arthur! I just had the strangest dream. I was taking some math test I hadn't studied for and then you tried to saw off my head. Weird, huh?

(Thrakkorzog's Roommate) Hey, you guys aren't going to fight in here are you?
Thrakkorzog And why not? I pay half the rent.
(Thrakkorzog's Roommate) We'll lose our cleaning deposit if any half gets messed up.
Thrakkorzog Ah! The cleaning deposit! What was I thinking! Of course you're right.
The Tick!
Well, now what?
How 'bout the roof?
The Tick!
Good call, Arthur! There's a place where good always fights evil!
Thrakkorzog Works for me.

The Tick! Oh, ho! So, foul gelatin, you would do battle with the nose of your birth?!
Thrakkorzog Quite frankly, that's why I was so glad to find this great apartment. You'd be surprised how hard it is to get a place in the city. Nevermind that most folks are hesitant to rent to a slime based organism, much less one with intentions of taking over the world.
Thrakkorzog Don't touch my stuff! This is my side of the living room, and that is your side of the living room. And must you drink straight from the milk carton? It's disgusting!

Don't be so sure! Tick will catch on, just you wait.
Thrakkorzog Actually, I can't wait. I have to go, if you catch my drift. Nature is one call you can't put on hold, if you catch my drift. Be right back!

Are you aware that your roommate is a hideous monster from another dimension with evil plans for world domination?
(Thrakkorzog's Roommate) Listen, a good roommate relationship is based on a respect for privacy.

The Tick! It is good, this roof. I am pleased.

Thrakkorzog Oh...uh, are we bothering you?
(Thrakkorzog's Roommate) No, I just wanted some munchies.
Thrakkorzog My roommate. He's kind of weird, but he's quiet and always comes through with his half of the rent. Now, where were we...oh, yes, cloning!

Thrakkorzog Surrender, Tick! You're hopelessly outclassed!
The Tick!
I don't know the meaning of the word 'surrender'! I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb, just not in this context.

The Tick vs. The Uncommon Cold

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The Tick! I'll show you a tissue sample!
The Tick! OK, nostril-spawn!
The Tick! Once again we've blasted the nasal passages of The City clean of the cloning mucus of evil.
The Tick! Mucal invader, is there no end to your oozing?!
The Tick! Eeeww! Can you get any more disgusting?
The Tick! Hey, dog, that's ours! We saw it first! Egad; is that your brain?

The Tick! The Tick is one happenin' guy.
Brainchild Oh, please, would you stop it with the hip talk?
The Tick! You don't like it?
Brainchild No!
The Tick! Not earlier?
Brainchild Not ever!
The Tick! Huh. Well, in that case then, PUT THE MOON BACK, DEMON WAIF!
Brainchild Make me.
The Tick! But you're going to destroy the Earth!
Brainchild Well, hey Tick, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. That's evil for you!
The Tick! I'll break a few eggs with you, you little brat!

The Tick! The Tick is one happenin' guy.
The Tick! I have a knack with kids.
Not like your knack with microwaves, I hope.
The Tick! You know, you can be quite cryptic sometimes.
The Tick! Splendid, chum! This looks like a job for legal tender!
The Tick! Splendid, chum!
The Tick! Well, hello there, little man.
Brainchild Don't call me little, you obnoxious dip.
The Tick! Oh, now, now, no need to get worked up...
The Tick! Only a microsecond to make my move. Think! Think! I, no...maybe if, that never works. What if, that only works on ducks. Ducks! Ah, good one; I shall duck!
The Tick! Only a microsecond to make my move.
The Tick! Take that, objects of modern convenience! And this! And that!
The Tick! And this! And that! And a whole lot more of this!
Uh, Tick, I think you can stop now.
The Tick! You know, for a cord this long $10.98 is really quite a bargain...AAAAAugh!
The Tick! The Tick would like to rap with ya!

The Tick! Hey Charles, you in there? The Tick would like to rap with ya!
Brainchild Pffft! Pffft!
The Tick! Well, hello there, little man.
Brainchild Don't call me little, you obnoxious dip.
The Tick! Oh, now, now, no need to get worked know, Chuck, I might be a big old superhero, but I think I know where you're coming from. Preadolescence is a rough ride for anyone.
Brainchild Oh, for sure, man. Let me go get my act together. Wait right there, dude, I'll be back.
The Tick! I really think I'm getting through, Arthur. I have a knack with kids.

Brainchild Hey you big blue jerk! Let go! I got plans for this microwave!
The Tick! Well, we've got many a TV-dinner to heat unevenly ourselves!
The Tick! You are here. Uh...uh huh. Being here is a lot like being lost, Arthur.
The Tick! That boy's logic wigs me out.
The Tick! Egad! Is that your brain?
The Tick! Let's hang ten for justice!
The Tick! Roger, we'll be right down.

(Special Agent) We're with the Government
The Tick!
Well, no thanks, we've got all the government we need.

The Tick! I'm doing laundry!
(Proto Clown) Clown Crush!
The Tick! Must be all that I can be!
The Tick! I'm going to have to put you down!
The Tick! My mind is a scary place!
The Tick! There are many mysteries in this universe.
The Tick! Look! Thumbs up; we're doin' fine! That's good to know.
Did my taxes pay for this?
(Tick's mental spirit guide) Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I'm easily distracted by shiny objects.
The Tick! Yes, shiny objects are good...

The Tick! There are many mysteries in this universe, big and small. Like, why do clowns make us laugh? Why do we love puppy dogs? And why, why do little blue midgets hit me with fish?
(Superheroes) What!?
The Tick!
See what I mean? Mysteries abound!

(Tick's mental spirit guide) How do you feel?
The Tick! I feel...I
(Tick's mental spirit guide) That would be reentry. Bye!
The Tick! I mean, I'm really burning up here. And it's a dry heat too...

(Superheroes) Ahhh...
(Protoclown's nose honks)
(Tick's mental spirit guide) Oh great, that's your big question? That's your big truth? You goober!
The Tick! Hello...hello, clown?
The Tick! It's starting to smell a little like danger in here.
Ooh; clown hug!
The Tick! OK people; important note; do not touch the nose

The Tick! Oh, for bad could 'IT' be? I'll just trot around the corner and make quick work of 'IT'. Be back in a jiff...Whoa!

The Tick! Yes, Destiny has her hand on my back, and she's pushing!
(Mayor Blank) Every time we flash the Die Fledermaus signal, he disconnects his phone and leaves town for a week.
The Tick! Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it! You gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness...Bad dog! Bad dog!

The Terror Fresh from America's dairyland, the Man Eating Cow!
(The Man Eating Cow) MOO!!!

(Handy) How sad.
The Tick! You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man eating cow or Joseph Stalin.
(Tuun-La) Joseph Stalin, grab onto my armored moo-moo; together we shall leave this foul Earth behind.

The Tick!Swingin'

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The Tick!You've got that right, weirdo...Villains, I say to you, stop your evil ways!
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(The Human Ton) Your Tick won't come. He's sulking in his tent like a guy from Chile.
Don't you mean Achilles?
(Handy) You're makin' us look like jerks! I told you, read a book!

(Handy) Well, kids, that's all you get! That's it! Read a book!
The Tick! Villains, I say to you, stop your evil ways!
Huh Hmm...Who dares intrude upon my night domain? You have crossed the path of...Die Fledermaus!!!
The Tick! Faux Pas!
The Tick! Good work, Little Wooden Boy!
(Angry Red Herring) Ha ha ha ha! Look at 'em run!
The Tick! Yes, you know Little Wooden Boy, the worst sin in the world is disloyalty. You wouldn't lie to me, would you, Little Wooden Boy?
The Tick! Evildoers, eat my justice!
The Tick! This is one small step for The Tick, and one giant step for…say…a little bug! or some guy who has been shrunk to the size of a penny!
The Tick! Yep! You got a planet stuck in your ear!
The Tick! He's, well he's eating the world! That's kind of what he does.
The Tick! Man! for a huge guy your feet are freaky small!
The Tick! And now, Space Tick soars into history!
The Tick! I'm a far out space Tick!

The Evil Midnight Bomber! And so he says to me, he says to me baby, I'm tired of working for the man! And so he says, he says then why don't you blow him to bits?
(Enemy Award Bouncer) No one gets in without an invitation
The Evil Midnight Bomber!
But I'm bad! of these days, they'll see...BOOM!!!!

The Tick! Villains, I say to you now, Knock off all that evil!
The Tick! You know, Arthur, when Evil is afoot and you don't have any arms, you gotta use your head. And when Evil is ahead, and you're behind, you've gotta do the legwork! But, when you can't get a leg up, you gotta be hip! you gotta keep your chin up and kick some...
Arthur Tick! We get the idea.
The Tick! All right! Uh, this is quite a pickle but, no reason to panic, Arthur.
Arthur AAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!
The Tick! Hey! You splattered my sidekick all over your windshield! That does it!
The Tick! Ooh...nice lady!
The Idea Men! Where do they keep getting those blimps?
The Tick! Lady…you just toasted the best BLT joint in the tri-state area; prepare to pick up the tab!
The Tick! Naugahyde!

Brainchild At last, The Tick, my archenemy sits helpless before me!
The Tick! Archenemy? You must be joking, Charles. I mean I don't like you and everything, but if I ever do have an archenemy it's not going to be some creepy little brat with a glass head!

The Tick! Evil has been rousted and the baby-sitter's been paid! Come heroes, our work here is done. You know, even though today was the worst day of my life, I learned many things. First, the world looks a lot different when you're six inches tall and covered with feathers. Second, two heads are definitely not better than one! And finally, you can lay an egg and still feel like a man!

Ooh...I'm terrified. I can't believe you expect us to pass ourselves off as supervillains. I mean I, of course, am a master of disguise. But he, on the other hand, looks like a dink!
Ooah...what's goin' on...definately got a bucket on my head!

The Terror When I was your age, kid, we didn't have all this high-tech hocus-pocus. If you were really evil, you'd just walk up to a guy and smack him in the head!
The Tick! Falling in love with a supervillain is Trouble with a capital Troub.
Hello gorgeous! Give us a smile...aces!


Arthur Oh, all right.

The Tick! Roof Pig! Most Unexpected!

The Tick! Whoa, what'd you do? Step in a pig?

(The Deadly Bulb) Nevermind the leg. Forget the leg!

The Tick! Oh, it's a chatty, misshapen thing devoid of life; but I will breathe my warmth upon it...

(Captain Sanity) I am a professional.
The Tick! You're just some head in a water cooler!

The Tick! Well that's just it, doc, my mind has always been my Achilles heel!
The Tick! Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh hoo hoo hoo…the sky's the limit!
The Tick! Spoon!!!!!

Aah! Of course we're definitely done for! Yeah, definitely!
Arthur Why do you have to always keep saying that word? Definitely! Definitely! You're driving everyone crazy!
American Maid Arthur, take it easy.
Aah! Definitely very loud!
Arthur Not everything's definite, you know.

The Tick! Lowly wretch! This is the last time you make epic naughty in Santa threads!

The Tick! Odds are it wasn't the real Santa, but how could you ever be sure?
Here's a clue...if he jumps up and kicks you in the stomach it's probably not Santa!

The Tick! Let the Probing Begin!
The Tick! You guys are ugly with a capital UGH!
The Tick! Okay?
The Tick! Must...defy...laws of physics!
The Tick! Slideshow...boring; losing consciousness!
The Tick! Well, fire the engines! Spur this iron space-pony on!
The Tick! Well, that's new...
The Tick! Whip out those weird instruments of science and probe away!
The Tick! Free Money!
Two words, Tick...Chick Magnet!
Of course definitely nice mustache
The Tick! Eyes playing tricks like tiny round devils!
Arthur Why would the government create such an insane weapon?
(Jim Rage) You don't understand, man.. the Russians were already working on a beard, we had a facial hair gap!
The Tick! OH, this changes everything, I feel...different, better! A new sensation is spreading out from my upper lip to every other part of my body! It's a feeling I...I can't quite describe. It's...It's a savvy kind of feeling...a suavy kind of feeling...kind of a, kind of a mustache feeling!
(Song) The mustache Feeling Song
The Tick! mustache! Arthur...I've got a mustache!
(Scientist One) The Heavens will condemn us for what we have wrought here today!
(Scientist Two) Ah, but morality's lease has run out, and science has been given the keys to the apartment!
The Tick! mustache! I will not be mocked by you!
The Tick! I can't read your crazy moon language!
The Tick! Arthur! My mustache is touching my brain!
The Tick! mustache!
Not bad!
The Tick! Rugged, self-assured, adult. These are the words that describe the man who wears a mustache. Yes, it says to the world I'm a man of action! But action tempered with a fireman! or somebody's dad!
The Tick! Oh, look at it Arthur! so smoothie!
The Tick! Wait a minute...hey! You've got both eyes! You're no special agent, you're just some jerk who hates my mustache!

(song - Who's the Man? Who's the big man? Taft!)
(Taft) Darn right.
The Tick! Hi Taft.
(Taft) Uh-huh.
(song) Taft!

(song - Who's the Man?)
The Tick! It's Taft!
(Taft) Darn right.
The Tick! Taft, what are you doing here?
(Taft) I live next door
(song - Right next door!)
(Taft) Neil's my neighbor
(song - Good neighbor!)
(Taft) Feeds my cats when I'm away.
(song - feeds those kitties!)
The Tick! Oh, I'll call you Speak, because that's what you do!
Speak You saved my life, Tick, and for that I will be your loyal pet forever. It's the law of the jungle.
The Tick! Because you can't trust everything you read! Especially in history books you get from gas stations. But you can trust Speak, right boy?

Speak Well, that certainly was some crash. Are you all right, Tick?
The Tick!
Uh...'scuse me? Are you speaking to me?
Speak To whom else would I be speaking?
The Tick!
Oh, I don't know! Oh, Hey! You're speaking! The book didn't say anything about talking Aztec dogs!

(Wally) What-itlan is with this fat rabbit-guy-itlan?
(Hideous tentacled beast) Oh, No! It's the Tick and his incredible dog Speak!

The Tick! Good Boy, Speak!
I love you.
The Tick!
Right On!

Speak Tout les monde nous somme les amis!
(The whole world, we are all friends!)
The Tick! Right On!

The Tick! Here Speak! Come on Boy!
Oh, I beg your pardon, ladies and gentlemen, but I have to go. The Tick needs me!

The Tick!Hey...Just like sodapop!

The Tick! You are so cool down here!
Oh, Yeah, down here I'm considered the apotheosis of cool.

The Tick! Gotta think quickly...before she blows!

The Tick! How you doing up there, Arthur?
I can taste your back!

(Dr. Mung Mung) Don't worry, you have nothing to fear from Tongue Tongue, he's only tasting you. But likewise, don't resist, for he can crush you quite easily. The tongue is a very powerful muscle and Tongue Tongue is all tongue. I am Doctor Mung Mung. Now release the nice moth man Tongue Tongue; here is an individually wrapped slice of processed cheese.
Arthur Oh, he's just no good without his head.
The Tick! Why, we've just spent six months 3 and a half million years ago in the time it takes to soft boil an egg!
The Tick! Good Monkey!
The Tick! Quit yanking my food chain!
The Tick! Arthur! Monkey out of nowhere!
The Tick! Don't move Arthur…it's got a timer…it must be some kind of…Monkey bomb!
The Tick! The ancient cave bear battling his natural enemy, the robot.
The Tick! How does it work? Never Mind!
The Tick! Oh ho ho Boss!

The Tick! This is Arthur, my sidekick slash teacher's assistant.

The Tick! Here are the ABC's of superheroing. 'A' is or Action, 'B' and 'C' are for Battle Cry.
The Tick! Bless you! That's a good one!
Mr. Exciting Whoo! Whoo! It's great to be alive!
(Uncle Creamy II) Hello Children. We are having fun at this time. My carefree antics are winning your hearts.

(Baby Boomerangutuang) It's OK to Play with dolls!
The Tick!
Excuse me?

(Uncle Creamy) I am your sweet, frozen doom!
The Tick! Not to worry, young student. I'm nigh-invulnerable!
The Tick! Evil, gathering like lint in the navel of the body public. Evil! Making vile and hasty and dark works like termites pushing their wretched larvas through the veins of that mighty oak tree we call…Clean Living!

Mr. Exciting Speak...Whoo! Come on boy! Whoo!
The Tick!
Mr. Exciting, you're playing with fire.

The Tick! Look at the commitment burning in those watery eyes, Arthur! They got the goodies!
The Tick! I am The Tick! You can put your hands down, now.
The Tick! I am The Tick!
The Tick! Spoooo.....Ice Cream headache!!!
The Tick! Listen...and learn!
(Baby Boomeranguguang) It's time to deploy the middle child!
The Tick! Evil. If you're going to be a superhero, there's your problem in a nutshell.
The Tick! Just put your name, class number and date in the top left-hand corner of your paper.
The Tick! One of the sidekick's most important jobs is to keep the superhero in touch with reality; because in this business, reality can be pretty hard to come by.
(Uncle Creamy) I bleed triple-ripple vanilla road monkey! I sweat triple-ripple vanilla road monkey! I cry triple-ripple vanilla road monkey! I EVERYTHING triple-ripple vanilla road monkey!
The Tick! Mister, you are suspended!
The Tick! And it's up to you, superheroes of the future to hand the tire swing of nice-nice from the highest branches and swing for justice! Swing! Swing! Swiiiiiing!!!! Now who wants to be a superhero?
Mr. Exciting Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!

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